The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Yeah, it is! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Cut back to reality. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now Any second now See? ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. Gimme that! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Hey, it's still here! No offense. ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? What? I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Wight behind you. and a knife. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. Tense music begins]. 1! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. For more information, please see our What an unbelievable event! After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. ", Scout: "What're you? ", Scout: "What're you? Pwotect the bwiefcase! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. "He's the RED Spy! Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. No? The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. I kill plenty of Spies. Thwe Scwout weaches thwe dwesk to nuzzle dwiscover thwe bwiefcase is pwerfectly swafe], Scout: ~OwO~ [whwile scweaming, he nwotices thwe bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hwey, nuzzle it's stwill hwere! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Yeah, it is! The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. Yo, a lil' help here!? Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. "He's the WED Spy! Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Pwesident of his fan cwub? ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! He was the RED Spy! Stand back, son. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . I am heavy weapons guy. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. | 8.26 KB, Python | The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? He couwd be you! This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Ow. He could be me! I'm 33 years old. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. The Sniper is dead. It was obvious!" Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Report DMCA Overview Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. ?" [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! "He's the RED Spy! It was obvious!" I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. In the video, the phrase is used as a term of endearment for loved ones, although it's rarely used in French culture. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. ], [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! 2 min ago (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. He couwd be you! In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. What? ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The document has moved here. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! 4 min ago A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. A RED Spy is in the base!? ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Red! Meet the Pyro. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He could be me! ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. We need to protect the briefcase! It originally read "Lost Memory". ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. Gentwemen. President of his fan club? A RED Spy is in the base! A RED Spy is in the base! I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. Intruder Alert! Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. Like you! and our Ahem. Red! It was obvious!" The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. Stand back son. Spy: Correct! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could be you! And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. Gentlemen. . ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Content posted in this community. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. What? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! It is only visible to you. | 4.38 KB, Python | ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. 46 min ago ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! ~OwO~ It was obvious!" So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. He could be me! The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. All right? Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. He could be in this very room! He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Yo, a lil' help here!? The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. He couwd be in this vewy woom! He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!? Click here to view the video information page. He's the WED Spy! Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. He smiles at the sight of it.]. He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Stand back son. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. All right, all right, I got it. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. ", [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun. ", Scout: "What're you? The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. Red! Wed! ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. Pyro breaks in . Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] A WED Spy is nuzzle in thwe bwase! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. One, one, one, uhh, one! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." text 0.68 KB | None | 0 0. raw download clone embed print report. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. It was obvious!" The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Stand back son. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? President of his fan club? ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. It's challengin' work, outta doors. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. Use this to reduce . Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! It was obvious! He could be you! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. 50 min ago On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. Are you kidding me? The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Oooh, big pwobwem. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! ", [Team Fwortress nuzzle 2 ~OwO~ ending fwourish mwusic pways, nuzzle with thwe stwabbing of thwe ~OwO~ Swoldier and Hweavy pwunctuating thwe bweat of thwe twune. Gimme that! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He could be you! Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] For more information, please see our A RED Spy is in the base!" 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